|Funnies: mostly rude and anything else; possibly a tad politically incorrect!?|
|Here's a selection of animations and a video clip from live TV, that has amused yours truly, no end!||
|This is probably one of the very best animations around. Crafted by Jason Baskin, it's cracking school-boy humour from start to finish. Click here to view||Just now and again the South Park guys hit on a goodie. Here's the Brown Noise demonstrations from the 'World-Wide Recorder Concert' episode. Click here to view||I'm pretty sure there's nothing contrived about this clip. It's a shame it wasn't longer and showed how they moved-on from the "moment". Click here to view|
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry", the American replied, "but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here", the officer told him, "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here", said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started relieving himself on the flowers. "Ahhh", he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy!"